*spreads the shattered memory crystal out before him*

*adjusts laser*

*aims*

BZZZZZZZZZAP!

*wags tail*

Current Mood: determined

*sets Penny down gently on the floor*

Greetings, Penny-Mistress. Please remain here.

Would you like some refreshment?

Current Mood: accomplished

*drops remote controller*

*trundles over to wall socket to recharge*

System rr-re-restarting.

*whirr*

*startup noise*

*ping!*

Rr-r-re-recalibrrating....

C:/dir/mss/

C:/run/mss/sarahjane.mss

...

Error: 'Sarahjanesmith.mss' file not found

*earspin*

New data is required.

*trundles away*

*fizzles*

*smokes*

*soft whirring*

Have found no traces of foreign entities in the Doctor-Master's bloodstream. Therefore, I must diagnose him as being a 'New Father' and hope tht the condition resolves on its own.

Additionally, my sensors are picking up an energy signature that is unknown to Earth. It may be a Chula medical transport vehicle.

Will think on this further. *ear spin*

The Doctor-Master's behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic.

I have stolen obtained a sample of his blood for analysis to determine whether his behaviour is caused by a toxin or virus or poisoning of some type.

*activates centrifuge and adds sample*

*settles in to wait for results*

Current Mood: skientific

What does this mean?

*whirrs*

Is it really a Nano, Mistress?

*hopes*

Current Mood: curious

The Doctor-Master and the French human female have gone to the planet of Chinese roots to search for male chickens and also donkeys. I do not understand their fascination with male chickens and donkeys.

*scans blueprints*

Bad dog, K9.

;)

*whirrs*

Sensors indicate presence of life forms in corridor outside library, Master.

*whirrs again*

Doctor-Master?

What are you doing?

(faint moaning sounds)

The Doctor-Master appears to be in distress.

0_o

*whirrs*

Sensors indicate primitive communications network in vicinity. Attempting to interface.

*whirrs*

Danger! Unusually high drama levels are present, Master. Do not engage! Danger! Danger!

*backs away*