urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four bitches love me cause they know that i can rock k9_mark_four 2006-09-29T03:28:08Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:3512 2006-09-29T03:28:08Z 2006-09-29T03:28:08Z *spreads the shattered memory crystal out before him*<br /><br />*adjusts laser*<br /><br />*aims*<br /><br /><i>BZZZZZZZZZAP!</i><br /><br />*wags tail* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:2906 2006-09-25T23:28:40Z 2006-09-25T23:28:40Z *sets Penny down gently on the floor*<br /><br />Greetings, Penny-Mistress. Please remain here. <br /><br />Would you like some refreshment? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:2768 2006-09-20T06:05:04Z 2006-09-20T06:05:04Z kinks - death of a clown *drops remote controller*<br /><br />*trundles over to wall socket to recharge* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:2559 2006-09-18T15:59:51Z 2006-09-18T15:59:51Z madonna System rr-re-restarting.<br /><br />*whirr*<br /><br />*startup noise*<br /><br />*ping!*<br /><br />Rr-r-re-recalibrrating....<br /><br />C:/dir/mss/<br /><br />C:/run/mss/sarahjane.mss<br /><br />...<br /><br />Error: 'Sarahjanesmith.mss' file not found<br /><br />*earspin*<br /><br />New data is required.<br /><br />*trundles away* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:2273 2006-08-24T03:19:50Z 2006-08-24T03:19:50Z *fizzles*<br /><br />*smokes*<br /><br />*soft whirring* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:1649 2006-08-05T21:30:13Z 2006-08-05T21:30:13Z Have found no traces of foreign entities in the Doctor-Master's bloodstream. Therefore, I must diagnose him as being a 'New Father' and hope tht the condition resolves on its own.<br /><br />Additionally, my sensors are picking up an energy signature that is unknown to Earth. It may be a Chula medical transport vehicle. <br /><br />Will think on this further. *ear spin* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:1412 2006-08-05T20:24:10Z 2006-08-05T20:24:10Z The Doctor-Master's behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic. <br /><br />I have <s>stolen</s> obtained a sample of his blood for analysis to determine whether his behaviour is caused by a toxin or virus or poisoning of some type.<br /><br />*activates centrifuge and adds sample*<br /><br />*settles in to wait for results* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:1177 2006-08-03T16:43:16Z 2006-08-03T16:43:16Z What does <a href="http://lonely-god.livejournal.com/13180.html?thread=1218428#t1218428">this</a> mean?<br /><br />*whirrs*<br /><br />Is it really a Nano, Mistress?<br /><br />*hopes* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:795 2006-08-02T03:55:05Z 2006-08-02T03:55:05Z The Doctor-Master and the French human female have gone to the planet of Chinese roots to search for male chickens and also donkeys. I do not understand their fascination with male chickens and donkeys. <br /><br />*scans blueprints*<br /><br />Bad dog, K9.<br /><br />;) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:618 2006-07-31T19:29:42Z 2006-07-31T19:29:42Z *whirrs*<br /><br />Sensors indicate presence of life forms in corridor outside library, Master.<br /><br />*whirrs again*<br /><br />Doctor-Master?<br /><br />What are you doing? <br /><br />(faint moaning sounds)<br /><br />The Doctor-Master appears to be in distress.<br /><br />0_o urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:k9_mark_four:298 2006-07-30T04:05:33Z 2006-07-30T04:05:50Z *whirrs*<br /><br />Sensors indicate primitive communications network in vicinity. Attempting to interface.<br /><br />*whirrs*<br /><br />Danger! Unusually high drama levels are present, Master. Do not engage! Danger! Danger! <br /><br />*backs away*